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Bros vs. Hoes

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frasian
Posts: 63 - Karma: 14
Okay guys an age old question
Bros or Hoes?
Mar 6 2009 7:50PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233

bros.

 there will always be more hoes

Mar 6 2009 7:51PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Ho's

If I do something to piss of my bro's it doesn't matter because they won't care in like two days, but women will hold that shit again you forever, also women look good and blow me.

Unless its like sleeping with your friend's girlfriend or something, if your friend is just getting pissed off at you for hanging out with your chick too much, you just need to tell him to stop being such a woman.
Mar 6 2009 7:54PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
hard 1, depends what ill be doin, if im gettin some then hoes ftw, but if we r gonna go do something exiting the bros first
Mar 6 2009 7:58PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
bros before hoes. always, no questions, no exceptions. i thought that was just the rule?
Mar 6 2009 8:02PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
It always the rule until you're the one getting the puss
Mar 6 2009 8:03PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
haha exactly, and who would you rather hang with,
the best friend
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or the girlfriend
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Mar 6 2009 8:08PM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
ummmm is he staring at me all the time like that? Because that will greatly effect my decision



and it depends on the situation~ I tell my buddy to bail on me sometimes~ I understand he needs ass and im not going to be the one to get in his way for it
Mar 6 2009 8:11PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3663 - Karma: 1,972
hahaha if i didnt love my current sig so much, i would definitely make this my new one
Mar 6 2009 11:27PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,089
Depends on what the girl is giving you and how attractive she is.
Mar 6 2009 11:28PM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
hoes, bros will understand
Mar 6 2009 11:29PM
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wnab21
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 18
Bros, you cant just bail on your homies
Mar 6 2009 11:30PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
bros always before hoes everybody knows that... just like how everybody knows santas sleigh is powered by christmas spirit haha
Mar 6 2009 11:35PM
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gmack24
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Mar 6 2009 11:37PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

hes what i always go by:

bro over hoe until you get a hoe.

but if ur gunna ditch ur bro u gotta be sure ur hookin up with the hoe first

i think thats fair

Mar 6 2009 11:58PM
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Travbert
Posts: 3 - Karma: 11

well id say go with the bro unless your gettin something and your bro is boring... hoes are good too

Mar 7 2009 12:14AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
also depends if the hoe is on her period....
Mar 7 2009 12:15AM
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cfox
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 38
icon stealer!!
Mar 7 2009 12:51AM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
man i got this icon off google like 2 days ago fuck ill change
Mar 7 2009 12:53AM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
jesus christ, is that a snuggie in limited edition periwinkle blue?
legit.
Mar 7 2009 1:22AM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 0
no homo, but Id hang with the best friend over her.
Mar 7 2009 2:14AM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
wait which ones the girlfriend?
..the one with the weird-ass eyebrows?
Mar 7 2009 2:23AM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,089
I would be willing to bet i get more pussy than you. I could be wrong, but you're ignorant as fuck.
Mar 7 2009 4:58AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084

for the whole "bros forget everything in like two days"-thing, your right, lol

and i like how in german its just "bruder vs. luder", same stuff

Mar 7 2009 5:13AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
hey bros just lettin you know i drove a tacoma and the cup holder fit my can of monster perfectly.  definitely gonna by one.  pass me another brewski broski.
Mar 7 2009 5:53AM
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WSMFP
Posts: 824 - Karma: 123
fuck bitches
Mar 7 2009 2:09PM
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BestDamnSkier
Posts: 275 - Karma: 14
Wait, are you basing a decision on what car to buy based on a cup holder? Go buy a Canyonero F-Series...(The one with the lipstick holder)
Mar 7 2009 2:46PM
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Twaddler
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 109
Neither bros nor hoes. I'm personally a big fan of the Zos
Mar 7 2009 2:50PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
thats pussy if i ever saw it
Mar 7 2009 3:22PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
if that is a novelty myspace style picture then the guy.. its humorous

get a new girlfriend
Mar 7 2009 5:54PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
its one of the many weaknesses of their kind, also weak arms.
Mar 7 2009 6:02PM
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mait
Posts: 96 - Karma: 10

depending on the size of the hoes tits and whats going on with the bros!

simple hanging with the bros should never take the place of nutting in a mouth

Mar 7 2009 6:26PM
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snowbladesforlife
Posts: 2033 - Karma: -3
Passed out, muffin topped girls don't count. I can guarantee you have never hooked up with a respectable looking girl who wasn't shitfaced and regretted it/talked shit about you to her friends in the morning.

Honestly, what good looking girl would want to get wacky with some fat fucking retard?
Mar 7 2009 6:33PM
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nolanearl
Posts: 139 - Karma: 19
damn
why is everyone hating on the guys girlfriend?

Mar 7 2009 6:34PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,089
Your ignorance makes me giggle, thanks for the chuckle.
Mar 7 2009 6:37PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
Guys chill the fuck out. And you gotta go with the homies, girls aint nothin but no beezy's.
Mar 7 2009 6:40PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
I dunno dawg. Over the past time I have known Eheath, I have seen him get some pretty banger girls.
Mar 7 2009 6:42PM
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nolanearl
Posts: 139 - Karma: 19
...you my fellow newschooler cannot talk shit.
you ride fucking snowblades.
fail.
Mar 7 2009 6:43PM
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snowbladesforlife
Posts: 2033 - Karma: -3
An 8 in Utah is a 3 other places in the world. But I am sure you wreck the hottest girls at U of U.
Mar 7 2009 6:43PM
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snowbladesforlife
Posts: 2033 - Karma: -3
You live in the midwest, enjoy that.
Mar 7 2009 6:44PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
depends. most of the time i say bros, but there's the odd woman who takes priority. of course, i never leave it up to anyone else to decide for me, either. if i want to hang with a girl more than i want to hang with my guy friends, then i hang with the girl, and vice versa.
Mar 7 2009 6:45PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,089
You've never even been to slc, you've have no idea what you're talking about. I know you get a boner from making ignorant comments so ill just let ya be.
Mar 7 2009 6:46PM
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nolanearl
Posts: 139 - Karma: 19
i will, cause while i ski and live in the midwest i SKI!
im not a pussy that rides little short boards.
you may live out west, but i sleep well knowing you are wasting your time living out there on fucking snow blades.
have fun staying in your cosy room alone, without a girlfriend, when people on real skis are skiing any time there is snow more then 3 inches deep.
Mar 7 2009 6:48PM
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snowbladesforlife
Posts: 2033 - Karma: -3
I have been to SLC and have traveled through much of Utah. I am sure the girls are a step up from girls in Montana, but getting 3 hand jobs in the dorms from swamp donkeys doesn't give you the right to talk shit on anyone.

I am not saying I hook up with the hottest girls, but I can guarantee I wouldn't touch the horsefaced girls you get wacky with.

You are the fat kid that everyone talks shit about behind your back because you are such an all around fuck up, even though you're funny and kids like to hang out with you, there is still an air of pity surrounding you. Every one knows one of these guys and when they do hook up with girls you instantly know its based on excessive drunkness/ girl feeling bad for you.
Mar 7 2009 6:54PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,089
You are a real piece of work my friend, you're very creative in your mind, but what is in your mind is not reality. I dunno who you have in your mind, but its not me. You can sit here and tell me what you think but you're so far off that im just going to sit here and see what else you got to tell me, its quite funny.
Mar 7 2009 6:59PM
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M.Tipsey
Posts: 396 - Karma: 13
word..
Mar 7 2009 7:00PM
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sethski
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
my man, plus karma for quoting the office
Mar 7 2009 7:01PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
Dude stop being a tool. Do you even know Evan? Obviously we all know he's fat but how does that make him less of a person? You sound like such a idiot right now.
Mar 7 2009 7:01PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
i was wondering why eheath was bashing on you at first, you seemed like the normal NS jerk to me. but no, you are something extra. so go fuck yourself
Mar 7 2009 7:04PM
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nolanearl
Posts: 139 - Karma: 19
why is noone saying anything about the fact that he is a "snowblader for life"?
Mar 7 2009 7:06PM
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snowbladesforlife
Posts: 2033 - Karma: -3
All of my hate towards you might be derived from you looking like this kid who sucks. But I can easilyand plausibly make the correlation that you both suck equally.

I'm not that creative but I do have a better grasp of reality than you. I am sure that prestigious film degree from U of U will pay of well and you make 80 cents an hour editing for TGR or being the key grip in some D level porn video filmed in the City of Industry.

And any time anyone refers to me as a 'real piece of work' it really pumps me up, so thank you.
Mar 7 2009 7:06PM
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